Skatergate

(n.)- The fan controversy that surrounds a ska band changing their sound and moving away from the genre. Often seen as a betrayal by ska fans and usually engenders accusations of "selling out".

The No Doubt Skatergate controversy enters its seventy-first month as ska fans continue to demand a reinstatement of horns and guitar upstrokes into prominent positions within the band's sound. Frontwoman Gwen Stefani declined to comment.

by Gnome Chomsky March 8, 2008

Swaster

(sway ster)Inability to think, not knowing what is going on around you, an extreme drunkeness

Mike: Yo dude what happened to Steve last night
John: Ahh don't worry about him he was just completely swaster he should be fine when he is sober again.

by pussylicker12 June 24, 2010

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013

Skater bypass

Skater bypass is a term used to refer to females dating a skater so they can wear thrasher and not be called a thot

Guy 1:"Did you hear Stacy bought a new Thrasher hoodie"
Guy 2:" Oh my god shes such a thot"
Guy 1:"But isn't she dating that skater?"
Guy 2:"Oh ya the skater bypass"

by Just a nigga with a banjo January 7, 2019

Shaster McGrotha

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.

Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom

by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020

Skater grip

When her coochie is dry, rough, and dirty like a skaters griptape.

She had skater grip, and my penis looks like a sanded down hot dog

by Verysoggywaffle April 14, 2021

skater time

Being hella late to a skate session

Person 1: Where is Josh
Person 2: Don't worry he's just on Skater Time

by vetaa September 19, 2021