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Shrimp Noodle 

ADJ.
Persons of the African American decent who are tall in stature and constantly likes to mess with his girlfriend's feelings and throw around red flags. Commonly known as "J" .
" J is such a Shrimp Noodle"

"Don't be a Shrimp Noodle"
Shrimp Noodle by Honeygurl1285 February 16, 2020

shrimp gloves 

A badass human whose friends called him “hands” in high school.
Watch yourself, or shrimp gloves will snatch yo bitch!
shrimp gloves by The real New Guy October 1, 2020

shrimp limp dick 

Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick

Shrimp Backin' 

The act of having noticeably poor posture, as a result of long-term slouching, causing a person's figure to resemble that of a shrimp.
Person #1: You trying to get into something tonight?
Person #2: My spine hurts from shrimp backin' all day.
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Person #1: Man, that dude over there obviously has scoliosis.
Person #2: That's ol' shrimp back, Jack, cut him some slack.
Shrimp Backin' by Thin Glizzy January 16, 2021

shrimp assed 

“I got shrimp assed by Cedric last night” said Caleb.
shrimp assed by atootyta May 14, 2021

Shrimp boat 

Blowing of ones nose through one nostril holding the other nostril closed with ones index finger also as an aid in aiming the snot and booger spray.
I shrimp boated a giant booger on the door handle.
Shrimp boat by 666Ryder666 September 21, 2021