Shred

Dennotation- to tear up

Connotation- to skateboard really well

I went to the skatepark to flaunt my skills, and a fellow skater complimented me on how well I could shred.

by radical power punch cooler March 1, 2018

Shred Head

When you get a blow job or the good suck from someone with braces.

My hommie gave me some good shred head yesterday, but now my meat is all cut up.

by Drew p. Wiener February 11, 2019

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010

Shredding

To go sweaty on whatever you’re doing.

“Damn you’re shredding this new game”

by anonymous May 27, 2021

The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007

Shred

To engage in a riotous road trip experience which leaves the soul nourished, the body and bike broken or damaged.

Just came back from a Euro Shred, can't feel my legs and my brake discs are warped

by Bubbajiggles July 8, 2022