Bisexual bridal shower

In anticipation of a wedding, the bride's friends gather to give gifts, which consist primarily of dildos. This can lead to a somewhat inappropriate display of affection.

In the words of the best man, Eli Porter:
"See, I'm a legend over the best, by the hour, just like Rosie O'Donald at a bisexual bridal shower"

by Omskillet January 18, 2009

Shower, Shave, Munne

Taking a shower, shaving, and then munneing. Chilling out and relaxing.

Tom: "Dude I just shower, shave, munned."
Me: "Same here man I feel so much better."

by EXTRA ginge February 25, 2009

shower coffee

Coffee made to drink in the shower, typically the first coffee of the day.

I made the shower coffee so strong this morning, I almost vomited upon first sip.

by Sundiver January 14, 2010

courtesy shower

A shower you take for the sake of the person you are about to have sex with.

"My ass was raw so I took a courtesy shower before heading to her place"

by guey January 17, 2009

Hood Shower

someone who smokes blunts should refer to this.

The act of spraying fabreeze, Glade, or any god damn air freshener you want, all over yourself, making sure to make a real shower out of it...
The reason being is because you reek of weed.

Enjoy Niggas,

Fatt-e

1. "Damn Nigga, You smell like you just boxed the scrape scrape"

"Let me get a hood shower son"

2. "Whos Been Smokin Hella Blunts?"

Quick Pimpin, Let Me Get A Hood Shower

3. "Damn Nigga, why are you all wet?"

Hood Shower Nigga, Hood Shower

by Fatt-e March 13, 2010

Ass Shower

The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.

Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.

Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.

by PiePatrol November 10, 2010

2am Shower

Is when you have a shower at 2am just to masturbate.

Lauren: hey im away for shower
Harry: its 2am
Lauren: yeah i know
Harry: oh ok enjoy your "2am shower"

by hss91 May 8, 2014