obese shlong

a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid

mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt

by bartow joe February 25, 2005

shmonkey

A word used for describing a dinosaur/monkey creature.

AH! Look out! It's a shmonkey!

by Risa Anne May 18, 2006

shlong

a male penis

by Namaseit September 13, 2002

schmong

Placeholder word that has no concrete denotative meaning, but a mildly negative connotative meaning. Typically used to describe or brand low-quality products or associates. Coined in Tempe, Arizona in 1993.

I can't stand that effing SchmongTech computer!
Ugh. That guy's a total schmong.

by B.J. Black August 11, 2006

shlong

Derives from the word "Shalong" which mean hose in Armenian.

"Karam ku shlonga mihat tesnem?"

Translation- "Can I see your hose?"

by mcskitttle323 December 28, 2005

Shaona

Shaona's are very unique and kind. Her name is very rare, so people often say it as "Shyana" or "Shona". Shaona's are smart, and obsess over their grades frequently. They are perfectionists, and participate in many extracurriculars.

Shaona wasn't at tryouts because she had a swim meet, and she can't come any other day because she has her spanish, tae-kwon-do, math, and soccer classes.

by Draco Malfoy's Hairline February 21, 2019

shmonsole

A word used in conjuction with the word console as to describe the speakers discust of console gaming. Usually used when the speaker is primarilly concerned with PC gaming and the speaker could be considered a PC fanboy.

Console shmonsole, when does it come out on PC?

by Mattmaka9 April 28, 2005