Shloopsing, shloops, shloopsed

(1) - (verb) The act of a vacuum cleaner in picking up dirt

(2) - the sound / feeling or strength of a vacuum cleaner's suction

(3) - (past-tense verb) The act of devouring one's food (usually noodles or soup) so fast as to create the impression that it has been vacuumed into one's digestive tract. Eg.

(1) "The vacuum cleaner is no longer shloopsing the way it did when it was new."
"The vaccuum won't shloops these crumbs, they're too big".
"Well, what do you know? It shloopsed it!"
(2) "I can only sleep to the sound of a vacuum schloops".
(3) "She was shloopsing her food so fast that some surely went up her nose."

by Wraith :) November 10, 2020

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Shlompton is what you called your main fuckin dog. Since day 1 shit. Shlomps for short

What’s fucking good shlompton!

by Trent Morgan December 7, 2020

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when its 3 am and ur feeling horny so u go to your little brothers room and ask for that gawk gawk 4000 and you end the night with his peepee in your bootyhole.

Me: Yo give me that shlop
Brother: Ok, say less
*shlop shlop gawk gawk bababooey*
Me: that was some good ass shlop. Thanks bro
Brother: anytime... step bro

by i LIKE SHLOP January 7, 2021

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