Shroomboy

A cultlike group of the biggest retards on Google+. Identifiable by the mushroom hat on their profile pictures, as well as having a hivemind due to their inability to think for themselves. They think they're hot shit because they're popular memers, but instead are just shitlords who are the G+ equivalent to Team 10.

Their common behaviors consist of, but aren't limited to:
-Having inflated egos
-Being e-psychopaths
-Having a borderline fascist agenda
-Spamming "FATASS" whenever someone disagrees with them (or even mentions them)
-Having 2005 4chan tier raiding skills
-Doxxing
-Leaking nudes of underage girls
-Spreading false rumors and fabricating evidence about someone being a pedophile
-Stealing copyrighted material to make shitty memes
-Threatening assualt on a pregnant woman to make her miscarry
-Insulting an unborn child
-Grasping at straws
-Having no life
-Living in their parents' basement
-Being all around scum in general
-Starting drama and attacking people in order to bring some form of sick entertainment and fulfillment to their meaningless lives
-Using Tumblr tier echo chamber methods

"I have a dream, a dream where there is a world where Shroomboys no longer exist"

--Martin Luther King Jr.

by Balder Ensamvarg June 1, 2018

shroomhead

a heady brah from the lot

shroomhead sold me molly once at a festival ,turns out this shit was teh flamez

by RH- shroomerite July 7, 2008

Skoom

To be requested to come closer by your fuck buddy

Hey Shelby Skoom over here, you are to far away.

by mCdS...69 November 29, 2016

shroomish

A relatively gay or stupid person. Could also be used as an adjective. Named after the Pokemon character.

Person 1: "Why does Joe always wear those skinny jeans?"
Person 2: "I don't know. It makes him look shroomish."
Person 1: "What a shroomish."

by Mr. Gigglezz September 23, 2011

shroomy

One who is a member of a mushroom club and/or constantly subjected to kidfoh.

"So, Shroomy, what're you doing this weekend?"
"Ha, like I would have the slightest clue!"

by Sgt Draggi February 12, 2008

shloomboomba

A word that means absolutely nothing at all. it is used to break silence or when there is no answer to a question.

1.
guy one:why did you bang that ugly chick?
guy two:........shloomboomba
2.
room: ..........................
guy 1: well shloomboomba

by Mongolish April 1, 2008

Shroom whack

V. To slap or whack a person in the face with your penis. Normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. Sometimes done during a blow job if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.

EX1: Dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled "SHROOM WHACK" and then i got slapped with his cock!
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap

by Shroom whacker April 3, 2010