daddy shlongdon

he is the big daddy and Ella just cant wait to feed his hungry eyes.
daddy Warbucks has a large and useful shlong
he will help you to feel less alone in the big apple
he likes orphaned children

idk why we call him daddy Shlongdon
10/10 would do again.

oh yah, Dans' coming, Megan can make it, tom's gonna be late, but daddy Shlongdon called, he's caught up at the orphanage.

by shlongfanboy October 8, 2021

madarame shion

Hot guy from Tokyo revengers that got one shot by Peh-Yan. I'd like that mf to step on me pls. One of the four heavenly kings of tenjiku.

A(someone): "who's that hottie? The one that just got one shot."

B(me): "That's madarame shion he's so fine omg step on me."

by That hottie sanzu_atdominos ig November 22, 2021

dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.

“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”

by Cum cake December 20, 2022

yo ma's shlong

a large penis donned on ones mother

small penis: yo nigga
big penis: mine as big as yo ma's shlong
small penis: damn

by nigger seller June 9, 2018

Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021

Does Rudy have a massive shlong

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Yes. Yes Rudy does. That sexy mf🥵🥰

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*

by VerySexyMan123 March 22, 2021

shlonging

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

by Sean E. November 14, 2003