scimper

Someone who scimps out on a bet. A whimp. A loser. A fag.

"The bastard won't pay up for the bet he lost."

Friend: "What a fucking scimper."

by ITSIMPOSSIBLETOGETANAME January 5, 2009

Shampin

To Make Old

Dude my grandpa is shampin out my car.

by Lucos321 May 27, 2009

Shampoopie

Defecating while in the bathtub

We had to get our 1 year old baby out of the bathtub fast, she had a shampoopie.

by ddigit January 11, 2010

Shampoovering

The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.

Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.

Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"

Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."

Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."

by DefinedThat September 4, 2011

Schimped

Verb - To completely manipulate and abuse a project or API to the point at which it is as confusing as a greased pig on an Amtrak. Named posthumously for Rob Schimp.

"Why do we have 8 tables recording tax data for one sale?" "That project was Schimped"

by PotatoMan13 October 14, 2011

Shampubing

1.) During the act of applying shampoo to one's head, one finds that an excessive amount of product has been used and therefore applies the remaining shampoo to the pubic area

Person 1: I swear I run out of shampoo way too quickly. I think I use too much at a time.
Person 2: Then you really need to start shampubing. At least get your money's worth.

by Jackie Schmidt December 4, 2011

shamp

It is a term categorizing the thirsty, the narcissistic, and the try-hards.

"What a fucking shamp, he's trying to wheel Cathy Jaworfski

by doctord February 7, 2015