Shake your lettuce

The action of a girl shaking her vagina when out of toilet paper.

Derived from the burger king commercial were fresh, juicy, lettuce fall from the sky bouncing off water droplets... in which the leaves resemble a girl shaking her vagina.

Girl: I really need to go piss, but there is no toilet paper.
Boy: Just shake your lettuce
Girl: I'd rather wipe my Japs eye

by NickBowwow January 7, 2011

uffy hand shake

a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.

"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.

"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"

duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.

"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."

by robyn cason January 16, 2008

shake what your momma gave ya

shake yo ass!

get up there girl and ahzke what yo momma gave ya

by kozel July 8, 2003

Shake it like a red nose

To shake one's ass vigorously... The referral to a red nose pitbull. As in the dog would get a hold of something and shake it vigorously.

Shake it like a red nose

by FadiG November 25, 2013

waist shake

A japanese slang term for Sexual Intercourse. Originated in a Japanese school because of an American teacher teaching English to Japanese kids translated Waist, and then Shake to some of the students. The students then took that to mean Sexual Intercourse.

Dang, I'd like to waist shake that Angelina Jolie...

Dave seems happy... Must've been waist shaking with Anne again...

by Herr.Umlaut August 31, 2005

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson

To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.

So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?

by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

Shake the money tree in a wine cave

Fancy political fundraisers for rich donors. In 2019 photos surfaced in which Pete Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, IN was seated with rich donors in a Napa valley wine cave for a fundraising event. During Dec. 2019 debate, Elizabeth Warren attacked Buttigieg for appealing to rich donors instead of grassroots supporters by using this imagery. A few minute later, Andrew Yang stated his campaign reform policy would increase women and minority elected to offices around the country because "they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave", gesturing to Buttigieg.

You will have many many more women run for office because they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave.

by YangAlltheWay December 21, 2019