Joe: Yo Steve I haven't noticed a day without GEL on your hair. . .plus your shit always gotta be polished, you got like 8 pair of shoes and is that cover-up on your face? Fuck you must spend more than an hour in front of the mirror each day. Freakin' metrosexual!
Steve: What, are you thinking I'm like a FAG or something? Bitch you wish you looked this good, just because I can afford better clothes than you don't mean you gotta hate. . .asshole! Don't you wish you looked hot like me? Fuck all this lint on my shirt!
Steve: What, are you thinking I'm like a FAG or something? Bitch you wish you looked this good, just because I can afford better clothes than you don't mean you gotta hate. . .asshole! Don't you wish you looked hot like me? Fuck all this lint on my shirt!
by Flamebrain January 13, 2007
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Retrosexual is the opposite word for metrosexual, so it shouldn't apply to women. It refers to the original meaning of the male role, although it's philosophy should be analyzed and embraced by everyone, including women.
The phylosophy:
The appearance of a person is irrelevant, because if we analyze ourselves and everyone else, our physical body is made of skin, blood and bones. If we look at a room full of people through x-ray, we only see a room full of skulls and bones - it means, we are all the same and the physical difference between normally developed people is insignificant. Analyze this deeply and you will agree that the appearance shouldn't be as important as it is to the metrosexuals. I admit being in favour of the retrosexuals in it's understandings about people's appearance.
Retrosexual is the opposite word for metrosexual, so it shouldn't apply to women. It refers to the original meaning of the male role, although it's philosophy should be analyzed and embraced by everyone, including women.
The phylosophy:
The appearance of a person is irrelevant, because if we analyze ourselves and everyone else, our physical body is made of skin, blood and bones. If we look at a room full of people through x-ray, we only see a room full of skulls and bones - it means, we are all the same and the physical difference between normally developed people is insignificant. Analyze this deeply and you will agree that the appearance shouldn't be as important as it is to the metrosexuals. I admit being in favour of the retrosexuals in it's understandings about people's appearance.
If David Beckham would've born with a face of another, even a greater football player i.e. Ryan Giggs (I think he's retrosexual, but not an ugly person at all), would he be as popular and well tolerated and admired person?! No, but he's deeper conscious inside the body, would've been the same as it is now. This is why tolerating/not tolerating people based on their looks is foolish and absurd.
The greatest victim of the metrosexual views and narcissism is Michael Jackson. Think about the global danger of these views! Awful. It shouldn't be encouraged in any way. (Sry, if my English isn't correct!)
The greatest victim of the metrosexual views and narcissism is Michael Jackson. Think about the global danger of these views! Awful. It shouldn't be encouraged in any way. (Sry, if my English isn't correct!)
by Kapa February 20, 2006
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normal guy: hey wanna go out to the pub and watch the footy
metrosexual: nah id rather have a facial and watch the bold and the beautiful
metrosexual: nah id rather have a facial and watch the bold and the beautiful
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