The granddaddy of all the service salutes. Completion of this amazing sexual feat is hard evidence that you are a dirty, dirty, slut. To perform this legendary act of sexual perversion and depravity, the girl must stand on her heels and waggle her body back and forth. She must have two guys in her ass, two in her coochie poochie (no, its not a poodle!), two in her mouth, two in each hand, two performing a "titty fuck", one in each nostril, one in each ear, and one under each foot. The girl must try to move in such a way to pleasure all 18 men at once. There is a large chance that at least one of the orfices will be torn during this act, or that the girl will suffocate, but that can't be helped. Variations of this act include: Group 18-Man Service Salute (two or more girls accomplishing this feat next to each other at the same time.), The 6-Man Service Salute (the simpler version in which there are only six guys: one in the ass, one on the coochie poochie, one in each hand, one in the mouth, and one at the boobs. Good for beginners), or the 12-Man Service Salute (Same as the 6-Man, but with two guys in each place. Enjoyed by the people of intermediate skill who arn't up to the challenge of pleasuring 18 men at once yet.).
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Doing "Community Service" is what one is at a club/bar and a ugly chick tries to dance with you. Instead of rejecting her, you feel for her hideousness and dance with her just to be nice.
Tim-Yo Ethan, why the hell did you dance with that fat chick.
Ethan- Ah man, I was doing some community service.
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Ethan- Easy man, I was getting my hours in.
Ethan- Ah man, I was doing some community service.
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Ethan- Easy man, I was getting my hours in.
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Get the lip service mug.While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.
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Get the Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) mug.This term speaks of any issue where a customer can't get help because no one in customer service knows how to fix the problem because they never talk to the people who solve technical problems; the customer keeps getting bounced between providers for what appears to them to be the same service to them; or both of those issues.
The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.
This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.
This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
I'm experienceing disassociative service breakage with my Ineternet service because Earthlink says the problem is with Qwest but Qwest says the problem is with Earthlink.
A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
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