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Mad Season

1. English slang describing rare time that magic mushrooms grow.

2. A Grunge Supergroup formed around 1995 and consisted of Layne Staley (Vocals, Lyrics;Alice In Chains), Mark Lanegan (Backing Vocals ; Screaming Trees), Barret Martin (Drums ; Screaming Trees), Mike McReady (Guitar, Pearl Jam) and J.B Sounders (Bass ; Various Jazz Bands). The band has released one terrific LP and one EP
1. it's a fucking mad season, as I went out to the woods i've discovered some magic mashrooms.

2. ALL ALONE... WERE ALL ALONE
by :< October 17, 2008
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sebastianic

adj. describing that which is most refined, magnificent, and appealing. Often refers to an ideal that many strive to achieve, but likely never will. An unparalleled perfection.
Girl: Mom, I met the most amazing person. He's a drop-dead gorgeous rocket scientist with a beautiful soul and a great sense of humor. He just might be absolutely perfect.

Mom: There's no such thing as perfect. There's got to be a catch.

Girl: Hmm, but what if he were born with Sebastianic traits?

Mom: If so, you'd be the luckiest girl alive!
by mmGT April 24, 2011
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Snowbird season

A dreadful, blashemous season that starts around October and ends around April where elderly folk from northern states (which are known as snowbirds) come down to Florida, Arizona, Texas, anywhere with warm winters- usually it's Florida and Arizona that takes this godforsaken heat- because they hate the cold even though most have lived with it through all their 65+ years of age.

A dangerous, frightening season where the chances of causing a car accident increases tenfold. Snowbirds can easily spotted by their huge bulky polluting vehicles with blindspots as their friends going 40 on a 75mph highway in the middle of the dividing line in a lane. The causes of crashing are due to poor sight, terrible sense of location, and/or Alsheimers taking it's toll.

An annoying, erritating season where snowbirds flock to cheap diners like Denny's and Ihop 24/7- complaining about the food- and to grocery stores to buy only 2-5 pounds of food- complaing about the coupons, making sure that buying food anywhere will be a living HELL. Snowbirds are the worst neighbors that could ever exist. These "people" contantly call the police over the slightest distrubance (young folk and lamily loitering at a driveway, band practice in garage even WITH the door firmly closed, you name it); it's a proven fact. A FBI-wanted serial killer makes a better neighbor than these pests.

The only way to isolate yourself from this six month long, day-and-night nightmare is three things:

college
spring break
marde grau
~ Oh SHIT! Snowbird season is here! Quick! Grab a shotgun, beer, and a bunch of partiers! WE GONNA BE BUSY THIS WINTER!

But seriously, when I'm 70 years old in the year 2053, I'm fucking moving to somewhere between Washington and Maine and deal with the winter there. I don't what to be mistaken as and treated like one of these vermin.
by Fustrated Floridian July 6, 2007
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Li’l Sebastian

A pop culture phenomenon everybody else loves but you just do not "get it." This is not necessarily a case of disliking the phenomenon, but more a case of being completely dumbfounded as to why it is popular in the first place.

Origin- Season 3, Episode 7 of NBC's 'Park and 'Recreation,' Ben (Adam Scott) does not understand the town's obsession with a mini-horse named Li’l Sebastian.
While his coworkers played Angry Birds during their coffee breaks, Ted viewed the game and their obsession as a real Li’l Sebastian.
by Balcer April 13, 2011
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seasonal friend

Person who is best friends with you only during a sport or time of the year that you spend together. Usually very fake and over-friendly.
"John just walked past me in the hall and didn't say anything."
"He's SUCH a seasonal friend."
by The Classic Abrahams April 5, 2009
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Cuffing season

The time of the year where people are looking to be in a relationship.

They are then"cuffed" by a serious relationship and "cuffed" to that relationship.
Dude 1: "Bro it's cuffing season you know I'm not gonna be cheating on my girl.
Dude 2: "Well since it's cuffing season i know that i'm not gonna be sleeping alone this weekend"
by h2rv1e June 18, 2019
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Seaside Park

Not to be confused with the grimey beach town of the immediate north seaside heights. This beach town is to the south of Ortley Beach and Seaside Heights, and the north of Island Beach State Park between the Barnegat Bay and Atlantic Ocean. It starts right after Funtown Pier Meters and ends at 13th avenue. Unlike the guido capital of the world Seaside Heights, the park is not littered with guidos, bennies, bathrooms, cheesesteak and pizza stands, and skanky hoes. Granted some bennies do know about the park, they would rather stay as close to the heights as possible so not to stray away from their tourist comrades.
It may only be 2 miles long with around 2,000 residents, but it is the perfect place to get a true taste of why New Jersey beaches are the nicest in the country. The wide, pearly white sand beach is well maintained and is the nicest in the area. You cannot bring coolers, glass, alcohol, or pets on the beach, but bring a surfboard, bodyboard, skimboard, fishing pole, and a good attitude. The lifeguards are on duty everyday during the summer months from 10-5, so if you decide to get caught in a rip current, do it during those hours. Beach badges for the season are $35 before June 15, and $45 there after.
Beach by day, Sawmill by night for a drink or really big slice of pizza. For the families, Funtown Pier is loaded with rides, food, and arcades. In the morning Betty and Nick's has good breakfast and the Park Bakery is one of the best around. For Lunch, Surf Taco is the place to go. And at night Bum Roger's or the Atlantic Bar and Grill.
This information is from a ssp local meant to inform. If you are an irresponsible, inconsiderate benny or guido please do not venture into the park, keep it in the heights or better yet north jersey, PA, or NY. If you surf, make sure to give priority to the people that put in their time. Do not pollute, play loud music, or drive like you've never seen the beach before. Hey, you might even look like a local if you decide to ditch the adidas sandals or sneakers for some reef's, the basketball shorts for some boardshorts; leave the gangster chain, wife beater, fitted, and gel at home. Give the locals and the jem known as Seaside Park respect, and you can enjoy it all you wish.
Guido/Benny: I'm going down the shore this weekend. I heard of this place seaside park. I'm going to take my entire extended family,drive 20 mph under the speed limit and not realize it even after a death stare from a local driver, learn to surf with a 12 foot board, leave my trash and cigarette buds on the beach, sit down right on top of other people, wear my capris, a pink polo with popped collar, brooklyn fade, find all people that look like me and stand in big group and try and hollar and guido pump at every girl I see. Just livin the Jersey Shore dream.

Seaside Heights.. ya those kids look in the mirror before they go out, and ya, they're serious.

Summer in the park, the true Jersey Shore.
by Kyle, Local August 3, 2007
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