Cupcake Smuggler

A person who's dimension's resort in them being bullied or secluded from sports, fat people.

"i was absolutely shitfaced last night, i was talking to some fat chick"

"yeh man, you spent all night with that cupcake smuggler"

by Lewwwwwwwwis McCruuuuuuuuuuden August 22, 2009

chubby smuggler

A person that hides their fat using crafty photography techniques

Nah man, look at the picture carefully, that girl/guy is a chubby smuggler.
That person is smuggling some contraband chubby.

by snakeheadsparks December 11, 2017

Turtle smuggler

Front pouch of large proportion conveying image of a turtle captive within pants. Usually a female phenomenon but not exclusive. Takes cameltoe to new heights and is the 45+s ,revenge on the muffin top - in fact it's opposite Flesh distribution

Marys choice of waist high pant meant today was going to celebrate the turtle smuggler within.

by P Waffle December 7, 2011

ass smuggler

1. One who smuggles ass. They generrally horde ass so much that they become it.

2. see, asshat.

2. see, ass bandit.

Shut up, you freaking ass smuggler

by Cap'nSpanky May 28, 2003

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

bone smuggler

Look under Dennis Skeete

I am in need food so I'd rather smuggle bones.

by Anti-Bone-Smuggler April 22, 2003

smugglers hold

When the eurethra of a mans big ol Willy cock gets sown shut

Don’t get a fucking smugglers hold

by Bumfus April 24, 2018