Big orange screw

Any terrible thing that happens to a student at the University of Tennessee because of the school's administration, curriculum, or police.

"Dude I got a $48 parking ticket and I only left my car there for 1 minute...I got the big orange screw."

"I was supposed to graduate this semester but now I have to stay another term because my adviser didn't tell me about this class requirement, I am so big orange screwed."

by UTMusicGal June 28, 2009

pay-per-screw

euphemism for a call girl service/stud service or for hooker/s in general

His idea of calling a discount hardware store 'Pay-per-screw' was terrible but better, at least, than his plan to use the name for an escort service.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 16, 2009

compaq screw

the funny screws with heads consisting of a small flathead/torx inserts, usually found in Compaq computers

i seem to have a bag of compaq screws.

by [c0x0r] December 1, 2004

Who the screw

(Slang): A censored, rhyming way of essentially asking "who the fuck", also can be done as "what the screw", "Where the screw, ect, but doesn't sound nearly as good.

Child 1: *Throws pencil at Child 2*
Child 2: Who the f-....
Teacher: *ahem*
Child 2: Sorry. Who the screw thew that?!
Child 3: *points at Child 1* it was him!
Child 1: Snitch!

by Allen October 9, 2006

loose screw

crazy; silly; mad; lunatic; loony; insane

"She's a little loose screw for talking like that to us."

by Pawnstar December 18, 2012

Jackpot screw

Someone who marries a rich heir/ess by getting her/self pregnant.

Nelly changed his life thanks to a timely jackpot screw, now she's the proud wife of millionaire.

by Francisco Sp April 1, 2007

Full Screw

Nickname for the British Army rank of corporal (not to be confused with lance corporal).

Full screw, man. Got it last week!

by antrobed October 30, 2010