Scorpiosofaphobia

The irrational and persistent fear of finding scorpions in one's sofa.

Who needs therapy for scorpiosofaphobia when you can just burn down your house and start fresh?

by Wordcougar May 31, 2023

Scorpion toss

A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.

"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"

by HonestTom October 25, 2009

Scorpion Claw

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but you piss in her mouth. You then make out.

Dude, i just scorpion clawed that girl!

by nobcheese November 15, 2010

Scorpion Hold

Its when you stick two fingers in a chicks ass and the thumb in her pussy and grip tight... Total submission

the other night Lucy was giving me head in my Cobalt. I had her all jackknifed in the front seat in the Scorpion Hold. Just as I came I shoved my cock down her throat, she's still pissed

by Walmart Ron August 22, 2011

Scorpioning

Doing the Crab while someone performs oral sex on you.

My girlfriend tried Scorpioning with me and it just doesn't work as well as when I do it to her.

by Ted Bailey December 6, 2014

scorpion clan

Ninja Meerkats is a series of fictional books written by Gareth P. Jones and illustrated by Luke Finlayson and Domingos Aquino. The series began in 2011 and is still ongoing, with a ninth volume set to release mid-2013. The books are based on a group of four kung fu fighting meerkats, dubbed The Clan of the Scorpion, and their missions to foil the evil plans of their human enemy, the Ringmaster, and his minions.

The ninja meerkats will NinjaBoom, all over your face, because they are the scorpion clan!

by BekklySoup December 18, 2017

Scorpion

Verb: to Scorpion
The suave move of creating intimacy with a female from behind.

The male (or female) brings their hand behind their back, through their legs and in to finger the female. Replicating the action of a scorpion in nature. An unsuspecting yet effective move of intimacy.

“Dude that chick is grinding on you like crazy”
“Yeah, I am going scorpion her! #nature”

by Slim Rogers May 7, 2018