Seattle Shuffle

When you want out of a relationship and you have your homie tell a girl that you’re gay to get them off your back.

“Ryan you still going out with that girl?”

“Nah, me and Conor pulled a Seattle Shuffle on that bitch.”

by Your boi soggy shirt October 14, 2019

Seattle Snicker

The act of deficating in ones mouth and then proceeding to fuck their mouth

Anyone up for a seattle snicker tonight

by Mr_Fister93 November 10, 2019

scottled

Act of getting your shit throttled in Scotland

Bruv just got scottled

by The real biscuit January 9, 2020

Sattler

Probably a fuckin badass, usually the last name of a really cool guy

Guy 1: wow that guy’s last name is Ethan
Guy 2: probably a badass a sum
Sattler: cool guy

by Captain_swags October 11, 2020

Swattlethag

when two gay partners are 69ing and both pull out at the same time and ejaculate into each others belly buttons.

Hey grandpa, do you want to swattlethag later?

by Gay pineapple December 15, 2020

Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.

I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.

by vanishingly February 22, 2021

Seattle Sausage

When you add other objects and fillings to the empty space in ones condom as to create more girth.

Source; Some YouTube comment by a man called Jon
"Love to use the old Seattle side car, where you stuff other stuff in the condom to add girth."
I appropriated the name to Seattle Sausage because there was already a Seattle Sidecar.

"Dude I was with a girl and she said my penis was small, so I tricked her by pulling a Seattle Sausage on her."

by The ‘High’ Cleric April 21, 2021