Shifty Sleeves

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.

Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"

by Jaime Lester January 24, 2009

Swift May Wind

When eating pussy from behind, sneaking a lick to the anus and giving it a swift blow.

When Johnny was eating his girlfriend he licked her ass and gave it a swift blow making her moan giving her the Swift May Wind.

by Teekey Bear November 8, 2009

Snifty nining

When two dogs smell each other's butts at the same time.

Did you see those two dogs in the park? They were totally snifty nining each other.

by Recros May 9, 2011

Shiftyy

A move/action to escape a grenade/ugly girl/girl.

1. That Hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! God knows why he'd do that.

2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.

3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"

by cplnah September 2, 2011

Swiftkin

People who feel spiritually/mentally entwined with the spirit of Taylor Swift and feel they should have been born as Taylor Swift or in her image.

I may be stuck in a not Taylor Swift body but I'm swiftkin on the inside

by TaytayS January 21, 2015

swift kitty

A lady using her intellect and sexual prowess to compromise men and procure a favorable position in future circumstances. Often times she'll employ maneuvers to exploit the schmuck before he realizes the quagmire he's gotten himself into.

Beware she's crafty and always one step ahead of you.

See that chic over there; yeah she's one swift kitty.

by Slick#1 January 23, 2016

swift cruise

When you arrive on board your cruise ship and you find out that Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are also on board and you're like "buckle up - this is going to be a bumpy ride."

HEATHER: "Oh god, Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are on board."
ADAM: "SWEET! Looks like we scored tickets to the Swift Cruise!"

by Shmiggens March 2, 2017