Swanage

An individual who follows a questionable moral code.

Blames others for their short comings.

Colloquially known as a 'twat'.

'Barry, stop shitting in the sink, you swanage.'

'Only a true swanage would honk at my friends like that. It's everywhere. Fucking swanage.'

'Did I ever tell you about the five fs?'

'Yes, you did Matthew, now please stop it, you dirty swanage.'

by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016

SWAT Jesus

Benevolent deity of all hardcore operators. He keeps a watchful eye over his flock of well-trained firearms enthusiasts. He is most often summoned when one is engaged in a firefight and has run dry of ammunition. They cast a wistful eye towards the sky, crying out for help. And as if from Heaven, scores of fully loaded magazines rain from the sky, once again replenishing the empty firearm so that it can be re-engaged.

Help me! Help me SWAT Jesus! I’m out of ammo!

by swat957 October 25, 2017

Swamp Gang

The group of people from Greenwood Lake. They usually are heavy juuler's and smoke a lot of weed.

I love being a part of Swamp Gang.

by djd10990 March 12, 2018

Swaaa

Another word for a cat, that is cute, weird and strange.

Wow look at that Swaaa
WHERES SWAAA
Hey Swaaa

by SwaaaPolice April 30, 2019

swarb

a phoebe bridgers and taylor swift fan (pharb + swiftie = swarb)

I like them both too, swarbs unite!

by kmae2021 January 5, 2021

Asian swamp eel

A common practice between friends in Japan resulting in one friend slipping an eel into another friend's rectum. It is most commonly done as an old traditional drinking game in which the first person to pass out is the lucky recipient. Daniel Tosh loves this prank, especially because it results in massive internal hemorrhaging and dehydration thus resulting in death due to hypovolemic shock.

One day, Daniel Tosh, a very strong supporter of globalization, agreed to party with a group of Japanese chefs. Tosh, being the lightweight that he is, got very drunk, took his pants off, and passed out at the party. The Japanese men spread his cheeks and inserted their prized swamp eel into his rectum. Luckily for Tosh, he was so used to taking things in the ass that the swamp eel had little effect. To this day the Asian swamp eel lives in the lower bowels of his intestine, eating the pride (that he swallows daily).

by Tee Gharrity November 15, 2010

Tony Swag

Having a certain swag, attitude, or style like Tony Stonem from the TV show "Skins" UK & US versions.

Person 1: The twins are not the same, Matt has a "Tony Swag" and Mimi doesn't.
Person 2: Yeah, she's just not that daring, stylish, or devious!

by mandiXskinsXpandi January 26, 2011