smooch

smooch is what a guy does to another dude's asshole if he's trying to give him a randy rim-job.

Matt sometimes tells me to smooch his asshole when he wants me to kiss his ass.

by USAF Cadet June 13, 2021

pickle smoocher

ambiguosly gay fraternity members who act as heterosexually as possible

"look at Gary hit on those sorority girls, everyone knows he's such a pickle smoocher"

by skott klla December 18, 2005

cock smooch

One who is more interested in sealing the deal when trying to hook up and will do just about anything in his powers to achieve his goal as opposed to having a good time and getting wasted.

See (Insert Cock Smooch's Name Here) over there, it looks like he is drinking his beer, but he really isn't. What a fucking cock smooch.

by Rusty Gate May 13, 2005

smoochy woochy poochy

Another word for weed, Marijuana that will most likely get you beat up as a drug dealer.

Guy 1: Man you got the stuff?
Guy 2: Yeahh! I got that Smoochy Woochy Poochy man.
Guy 1: Dude wtf keep it low key.

by Unicornflufcupcakesprinklemagi November 28, 2018

cockelberry smoochound

One who exhibits great deals of ass-kissing. A slang term for one who is a cocksmoocher only more enthusiastic. Derived from the wiley cartoon character, "Huckelberry Hounddog".

Hey, cockelberry smoochound you look like a huge boner in that hat.

by Joes' April 21, 2008

Root Smoocher

Is a GAY man who loves big black dirty cock in his ass.

“ hey Jerome, I’m feeling like a good root smoochin in my ass right now”. Yes my nukka im giving you all 12” of my root smoocher

by Sappahire January 18, 2019

cock smocker

a guy who like dick

Shayne and Matt are cock smockers

by Danielle March 10, 2003