slashed

Scottish term used to describe being cut with a knife or blade.

Ned: Here mate, want slashed?

Ned 2: Bolt ya rocket.

by JackoMayte May 16, 2010

Slashterbation

Slashing your wrist and masturbating until death using the blood as lubrication.

-Wayne is in the hospital from excessive slashterbation, man
-Is he dead?

-No.
-Well he isn't doing it right.

by E-Z-E/Silly Bats July 26, 2011

cunt smasher

Any Glass object such as an ashtray, pint glass or cocktail pitcher used to strike somebody, usually in a public house.

"Well officer, he took a swing at me so i smacked him in the face with my cunt smasher"

"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"

by pringles978 January 11, 2009

Pumpkin Smasher

a black person who is up to no good

Look at that little pumpkin smasher tryin' to steal that candy bar.

by Jiggerbop November 16, 2009

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Slashed

To destroy/annihilate somebody or something in a competition.

Dude, I just slashed you in arm wrestling.

by Cstump7071 July 6, 2017

Smasher

A monkey that got brain damage and refuse to play Fortnite save the world with alpha chad jack and his bullbus cock, he has the lips of fishstick smells like fish dick and collects obsurd amounts of donkey cum

Smasher you ass

by Incest cody mcbride July 18, 2020