Richard Simpkin

My good mate Rich, he loves AFI and if u steal any of his AFI things he'll scream at you, you should know better, tsk. A great funny guy that enjoys taking disco piss's.

P1: Who is that guy wearing black and an AFI t-shirt dancing and flicking the lights as he takes a piss?
P2: Ahhh that would be Rich Simpkin, and its called a disco piss, tsk you should know these things

by Mel the seventh daughter of the seventh daughter January 10, 2004

simping

Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.

PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.

by shochina August 23, 2007

Anthony Simpkin

Theory Macker. ie. one who believes theories are the solution to everything.

Anthony Simpkin is just a theory macker, he thinks books will make him better with women!

by syanick October 28, 2006

Just Sipping

Drinking wine on the New Years but denying that your drunk.

"Honey aren't you drinking too much wine? "
Don't worry home skillet I'm Just Sipping

by Smilingpileofpooemoji December 26, 2014

real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.

T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Sippin on Some Sunshine

Performing oral sex on a male and swallowing the ejaculate.

Term made popular by the song "Mountain Man" by the Crash Kings

past tense: sipped some sunshine

girl 1: how did your date go last night, did you give it up?
girl 2: it was ok, not all the way just sipped on some sunshine.
girl 1: youre such a slut.

(on the phone) guy: Ill be a little late to the party, my girls sippin on some sunshine once she finishes we'll head over.

by BSB724 July 14, 2010

Sipping tea

“Sipping tea” comes an image of the character Kermit the frog sipping tea. The phrase is used to say that something is not your business. It can also be used to reply to a complainer, to show that you don’t care.

I mean I would debate but... *sipping tea*

by AlexIrregular May 24, 2018