jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Hinglebacker Shlinglerfaux

A type of spirt animal in the Star Wars universe. One of the most Ambiguous topics amount the lesser Star Wars fans.

Yoda: Hey what’s your spirit animal?
Luke Skywalker: My Spirit animal is Hinglebacker Shlinglerfaux.
Yoda: Same!

by StarWarsDeathofStars December 17, 2018

Foyo Shing

Name for a god like person. Can refer to anyone who is at god tier

Man that dude a foyo shing! He the best at everything!

by Real G 123 October 25, 2020

dungaree sewing group

An informal collection of lesbians.

Did you hear about Sheila?
No.
Joined the dungaree sewing group, didn't she.

by anonymous July 17, 2021

Shlong Shlinging Slasher

The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.

Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, “Hoo haw hee tiki tiki”

by Long_Shlong69 March 18, 2022

plain sewing

Mutual masturbation. A common term among the gay community in Australia in the 60s and 70s.

There was no anal action, just a bit of plain sewing.

by Rufous Doors March 24, 2023