shoey

an old man who lives with his mother and no other human being may enter the house. Possible consequences are wood down the throat, various children lobbed in your direction or being chased by his very prized posession, his legendary wooden bicycle. Is also known to be the fastest man....ever. Shoey never grows old.

person 1: i won the lottery and my mum stole it from me and only gave me 20p!

person2: your such a shoey!

by hiya. April 3, 2009

shoey

shoey is arguably the most influencal man to ever grace our planet. He single handedly overthrew the teachers at thorpe and ran the school himself. Ghandi once said “ shoey is without a doubt the biggest don i’ve ever laid my eyes on”.He will go down as a level 200 boss for years to come

issac newton- “ me , shoey and darwin are the OG’s”

by cjc0ffdaperc October 13, 2019

sconey

a sconey comes from scone (australia/new south wales/upper hunter region).now there are 3 types of sconeys.
1. the most common sconey seen around the upper hunter region would be a horse loving cow fucking animal lets live on the land and be gay person who wears flannos tight jeans cowboy hats and the biggest belt buck they could find/make.
2. Then there are the types of sconeys who might have 2 acres of land 2 chickens and a 10 year old cattle dog that just sits and does nothing. Now they think there like a sconey person and dresses like a sconey acts like a sconey but lacks the 1 thing a sconey needs and thats a farm with livestock.
3. Then theres the metro sconies who live on a farm or in scone and are given a bad name by these agricultural sconies when they arn't interested in cows or horses they just like football computers and other city junk.

3 way sconey conversation.
Sconey #2" oi eddy can i come to your farm and help ya round with the sheep cause it only takes 2 seconds to feed my chickens.
Sconey #1 "yer sure edgar, do you want to come shaun"
Sconey #3 "no fuck you i get enough of that at home i wanna go see a movie"

by james barnett July 29, 2008

Stoney

One who looks like a beach ball due to the gayness and rainbow colored stomach he has.

An example would b a hermit crab.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Shone

combination of "shit" and "phone". this is used to describe a shitty phone. Such as a phone that misses calls and then has a voicemail out of no where. or a phone that doesnt get texts until hours later. a Shone is a noun but can also be used as an adjective.

N: "dude why didnt you text me back last night?

::dude's phone buzzes::

i just got your text NOW, thats why. what the hell! i have such a shone"

Adj: 1.that cell is very shone
2.this new cingular model is red and shone

by Benjaminraphi October 7, 2007

Shone

combination of "shit" and "phone". this is used to describe a shitty phone. Such as a phone that misses calls and then has a voicemail out of no where. or a phone that doesnt get texts until hours later. a Shone is a noun but can also be used as an adjective.

N: "dude why didnt you text me back last night?

::dude's phone buzzes::

i just got your text NOW, thats why. what the hell! i have such a shone"

Adj: 1.that cell is very shone
2.this new cingular model is red and shone

by Benjaminraphi October 14, 2007

shooey

Sexy mofo

What a shooey!
Sexy mofo

by Mollaholla February 12, 2017