Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!

When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.

by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023

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Cancel Scared

People who have turned into robots because they are scared to speak lest they get canceled, making the usual red carpet interviews particularly boring, despite the alcohol and starvation for the event.

Natalie Portman and Amanda Seyfried are so boring in interviews.

Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.

by mgg January 12, 2024

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Scared

Yes. So scared that you had to both keep provoking me and fucking the retard and the retard had to be in my emails because reasons and NOW... You have to do what you're doing because you're just so scawd.

Hym "You are a lying piece of shit that is trying to steal my accomplishment from me and diminish my rights NOT BECAUSE it keeps your kids safe but because it allows you to keep pretending to be better than someone you are not better than. You want the piece of shit breeders to dictate whether or not people get rights completely arbitrarily. That isn't scared."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

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