satchel paige

(n.) 1. one's ball sack 2.an amazing Negro League and MLB pitcher. (Also referred to as Satch L. Paige)

Digga asked if you could stop kicking him in the satchel paige, it's starting to hurt.

by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003

satching

not doin shit; sloth. Originated in North PHilly.

tweleve hours on the couch.

by Titanium October 6, 2004

Satchtastic

adj. really gay; describes someone who can't hang.

josh is so satchtastic

by Josh Satchador March 3, 2008

man satchel

Also commonly known as the "crime scene" or ball sac.

Amy's speech explaining the man satchel was accidentially overheard by the entire office, the resulting double entendre peaked everyone's interest. You kind of had to be there, bro.

by Paul & Nate December 15, 2007

Saterday Cup

Group of guys who get together on sat to gamble on the course and get fucked up in the 19th. Makes the Ryder cup look like a walk in the park. Old bitches just love the group...especially D-Barb on Jack and Cokes.

Saterday Cup crew is off the handle again on the patio Denzil. I think this time it's really out of control... we're out of Jack.

by wwmeb August 30, 2006

Satellite girl

(n.) A girl, associated by employment with a specific store in a specific location, who has a special relationship with a vendor to that store. Satellite girls are usually sought out by married, narcissistic vendors at each of their delivery stops so they never have to go without attention. Satellite girls provide a listening ear for the vendor to spill his relationship woes to and also provide a fun, flirty, and often sexual experience for the vendor during his stop. The satellite girl may be led to believe she is in a legitimate relationship with the vendor, but she is not aware that he has similar relationships with a girl at all of his stops. Due to the hard feelings brought about by the deception surrounding the relationship between vendor and his satellite girl, the satellite girl will usually end up leaving her job and another girl will unknowingly take her spot. In extreme cases of hard feelings or if the relationship posts a threat to the livelihood of the vendor, the vendor may change routes to lose that stop and cut ties with the satellite girl.

Vendor 1: Were you getting head out beside Wal-Mart around 2 from the customer service chick?

Vendor2: Yep! She gives me head every Wednesday after I check their order in.

Vendor1: Ain’t you married, bruh?

Vendor 2: Man, she’s just a satellite girl; I can’t even remember her damn name.

by Btwitsjennifer June 12, 2018

Satchel

n. An enlarged penis.

Is that thing for real, or a satchel?

by Bibbles McStinky December 13, 2003