by topples August 22, 2012
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His charisma, patience, humor, handsomeness, adventurous personality, and endless ability to make people smile earn him a place in the urban dictionary. You can call anyone you think is extraordinarily special a Ryanking, but use it sparingly, because living up to this ideal is tough.
His charisma, patience, humor, handsomeness, adventurous personality, and endless ability to make people smile earn him a place in the urban dictionary. You can call anyone you think is extraordinarily special a Ryanking, but use it sparingly, because living up to this ideal is tough.
I love my Ryanking, he makes every day memorable.
Wow, he really pulled a Ryanking by surprising you with those flowers by landing a fighter jet plane on that island and then having fireworks explode and spell your name in the sky!
Wow, he really pulled a Ryanking by surprising you with those flowers by landing a fighter jet plane on that island and then having fireworks explode and spell your name in the sky!
by ElleCat July 8, 2011
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Ryan is a sweet kind hearted person. You can meet 100 people but Ryan will still be the nicest person you know. Ryan is also extremely smart and kind of a nerd but in a cute way. He is athletic and when he gets sporty he really looks hot. He is also very, very cute.
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Get the Ryan Penfold mug.Immediate relief for a painful vagina using Flexall 454 and Advil.
The female, even though experiencing tremendous vaginal pain, positions herself for doggy-style intercourse. The male lubricates his erect penis with Flexall 454 and commences intercourse. Whilst thrusting at over 95 mph, the male inserts two (2) Advil into the female's anus. The Advil and the Flexall 454 numb the female's vagina and permit the male to rapidly thrust for up to 27 consecutive years without further pain to the vagina.
The female, even though experiencing tremendous vaginal pain, positions herself for doggy-style intercourse. The male lubricates his erect penis with Flexall 454 and commences intercourse. Whilst thrusting at over 95 mph, the male inserts two (2) Advil into the female's anus. The Advil and the Flexall 454 numb the female's vagina and permit the male to rapidly thrust for up to 27 consecutive years without further pain to the vagina.
My girl told me last night that she couldn't have sex with me because her vagina was hurting. I turned her around, lubed my dick with Flexall and stuck 2 Advil up her butt and gave her the ol' Ryan Express. For her, it was just a couple of Advil and them aches and pains were long gone.
by Donnie Greystone October 8, 2010
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