by goattttttttttttttttttttttttttt June 9, 2021
Get the Rubenmug. by im1011 July 1, 2022
Get the rubenmug. Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .
Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “
I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.
I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “
I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.
I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
by A Ruben May 6, 2022
Get the Rubenmug. He is the sexiest guy ever and he will treat you like you are the most special girl in the whole world also make you feel so loved too . When you tell him that you love him he will say (yeah i know) but in the end you will find out that that ain't really him. He is the type of guy that will turn you on in a second you could talk to him for hours and it will only seem like 5 second , or you could even hangout with him for 2 hours and it will feel like 2 second. When he gets mad it breaks your heart but give him time because give it 20 minute's and he will be okay saying sorry . He will make everyday of your life seem like that it couldn't get any better. If you have a Ruben keep him and never let him go .
by anonymous September 22, 2022
Get the Rubenmug. Usually a good ans handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough, you will sound like an angry frog.
by anonymous December 15, 2020
Get the Rubenmug. The type of person to be considered a chad, as well as being known to have the same humor as someone fron 2016, often making stingy jokes about roblox and inappropriate topics, and is known for using honey as lube.
by Fortntie lord cringy July 11, 2021
Get the Rubenmug.