Ruben

A dumb ass nigga who likes sucking dick

That nigga Ruben likes sucking dick

by a fine person May 24, 2018

Ruben

Usually associated with a youngboy with a big nose:
Abnormally retarded, Autism
*Has Aids*
Prone to getting rejected by girls

Did Ruben just fail that physics test? He failed the test because his big fucking nose was in the way

by Sean Cuellar October 9, 2018

Ruben

Ruben is a guy that’s emotional and shy he’s scared of dogs and eats penis 24/7 Ruben also loves to play monopoly and Pokémon on his free time

I love hanging around Ruben he so gay

by Sosaaa :) February 26, 2018

Rubenesque

A body type that describes people who look like a Reuben sandwich

I know people who look like a Reuben sandwich are called rubenesque but what are people that look like meatball subs called?

by The Original Kweej November 12, 2019

Rubeneada

The act of doing something particularly silly, goofy, or laughably foolish, typically characteristic of a person named Ruben. Often used among friends to describe a moment when Ruben’s actions bring humor or lightheartedness due to their comical or inept nature.

jhonny: holy f*ck I've encountered a rubeneada in minecraft!

other situation could be:

"Did you see what Ruben did at the party last night? Classic rubeneada!"

by OTCritics July 9, 2024

Rubensed

Having the affections of a member of the opposite sex taken from you from under your nose by another.

When chatting up a member of the opposite sex in a bar or other establishment, another guy/girl takes advantage of a small opening (going to the bar/toilet) to slide in and take the affections of said target. Derived from Rubens Barrichellos antics in letting Michael schumacher overtake him in the last stretch to win grand prix races!

by Blastertron September 1, 2005

rubinelism

the worshipping of a person of modern time

Random guy:Damn, this guy is crazy I wish I was him.
Friend: dude, stop that rubinelism

by noway123 January 3, 2009