The Human Robot

A myspace whore, or person who has a lot of friends on myspace and parties with all of them. Enjoys crazy activities, and is mischievous. Typically referred to females, and not males. "the human robot" originated in 2008 as a name based on a girl on myspace who was a party person who loved having fun. her name was constantly changed between different periods of time for example "the human vibrator" and "the human tampon" but the name that stuck was "The Human Robot".

"that girl who just added me is such a party girl that her name should be the human robot."

by Yadirayuckytm March 7, 2010

I, Robot

An 'I, Robot' is when you jizz on someones faces and let it dry, leaving the recipient resembling the robot from the Will Smith's classic fil adaptation of 'I, Robot'

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an 'I, Robot' last night? What did it feel like?

P2: Yeah cant lie bro was pretty sweet felt well good

by hainlad October 12, 2020

I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!

by hainlad October 12, 2020

Robot Sex

Having sex whilst sleeping.

“Gee Bob, you really love to have robot sex with me, after I’ve had a long hard day, don’t you? Well, I hope you enjoyed it!”

by Treyk89 June 27, 2023

robotic sun

When you are sleeping at night and you check your phone and you get blinded by its light

Ahhh a text message let me check it AAHAHHAHAHA the robotic sun

by PotatoSack May 31, 2016

moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 24, 2008

Robotic nerd

Very intelligently stupid has no life and builds robots for a living, build pc and has a one inch pinch. Probably has an extra chromosome to waste your time and money.
Dumd Ogre Monkey Victory Amen Life. Read the capitals for an example of a robotics nerd

I’m homo aka a robotic nerd

by Roman Polanski G January 14, 2023