Robert

Robert is the lord of memes and can not be over ruled at all Robert has to small slaves there names tend to start with a d and a p but over all Robert is a fucking g legend

Robert is amazing

by Rambo bambö October 27, 2019

robert boling

the sexual act of when having sex with a woman "doggy style" the man pulls out and pretends to cum on the girls back by spiting while at the same time he acttually ejaculates into his own hand and when the girl turns to look back at the man he slaps his hand covered with jizz on the girls face leaving a defining hand print of jizz on her face.

- hey did you here about the short kid that actually did the robert boling on some girl.
- ya i did that shit was crazy!!!

by 21 blackmagic 11 January 12, 2010

Robert Taylor

Robert Taylor aka Robert "Failer" made his debut on the automotive internet forum www.preludepower.com in August of 2007. True to his nick name, Robert "Failer" Taylor has become a notorious figure on the boards through his plethora of ignorant posts during his 3 year existence. His lack of knowledge about anything remotely related to Honda's and Prelude's truly speaks of his character. He is not afraid to tell you the wonders of a Stock Prelude SH and explain how Honda has finely tuned the performance of his beloved vehicle. He religiously believes that any modification to any automobile, more specifically the Prelude, will actually be downgrading the cars performance. So all of your engine and suspension mods are useless and just attract the police. So in the words of Robert Taylor, keep your loud exhaust and lowered cars, i will just blow by you when you are pulled over on the side of the road by the 5-0.

Some Wise Quotes

"It looks like the special 5 mph bumpers on the lude are ineffective on lowered cars . What a surprise NOT "

"... the 5th gen Prelude engine has been refined to the point that even Honda , after doing many mods to the H22a4 engine , could only squeeze out another 10% of usable power for its the Type s model which in the real world is hardly a noticeable improvement ."

"Your cop attracting fart can works for me by keeping them from looking my way when your in the area !!!!!!!!"

"Who are you? Robert Taylor?! Hhahaha."

"Whatever you do don't listen to Robert Failer."

"Someone's pulling a Robert Taylor."

by jschizzl2 October 28, 2009

highway robbery

a rediculously high price

A $5 ice cream bar is highway robbery

by The Return of Light Joker August 9, 2008

Daylight robbery

Basically a rip-off. When a shop sells you something so ridiculously overpriced that they are basically stealing all your money.

Jack: I just got charged £90 for a hoodie in Abercrombie!

Will: Thats daylight robbery mate...

by TheEnglishGirl August 30, 2010

robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

robera

2 words HUGE DICK! If you see a guy and his name is robera let him fuck you No Cap

he is black and his name is robera

by barramundi hassan March 11, 2021