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Retard

A retard is a person who does a Scientology course and thinks that it contained valuable information.
Mike thought that that COS management course was really clever - what a retard!
by Bobb The Snob August 5, 2012
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burger king retard

A mentally retarded Burger King employee that sings a song about working at Burger King all day and offers people an "apple pie with dat"

Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
Please look up Burger King Retard on Google for more.
by Jonny Ray January 10, 2007
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Retance

To dance like a complete retard, usually involves extreme lack of co-ordination, arm flailing and jumping about.
OMG look its laurens retancing AGAIN, she looks like a complete retard, oh no she's goin to retance AGAIN....i dont know whats worse,her outfit or her retancing!
by Chuck Von Duck April 28, 2006
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retail bulimia

A condition in which a person shops incessantly, making extravagent purchases for the pure joy of the acquisition experience, but then returns everything the next day.
"I don't know what came over me - when I was in Nieman Marcus, I just had to have that $400 Versace bag, but once I got it home, I felt so guilty, and it seemed so ugly that I returned it. After that, I felt great - cleaner somehow. I'm afraid I might have retail bulimia."
by AKEllen September 15, 2007
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retail row

Retail is a place on fortnite and a good place to drop yano
Hey you wanna drop retail row?
by FortniteBRKing June 11, 2018
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Retard showdown

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.
Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown
by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 24, 2019
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Retard

people who add names to urban dictionary are total retards. nobody gives a shit about what you think of some random person. just stop.
by StrightOuttaTheTrashCan January 27, 2021
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