report beckett

In gaming, when one of your teammates goes AFK and the other team slaughters your own.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.

My best friend and I were Leaguing and he inconveniently went to the bathroom just before our team deathmatch began. When our team lost, I opened up a chat box to the moderators and said, "Report Beckett, plz."

by Muchacho DeGringo January 24, 2018

repoptarted

dumb bitches who been beat with a poptart say it.

"that girl over there is repoptarted"
"yeah I know man"

by BenderDaPhuckingNoob June 29, 2018

Repository Smile World

When someone makes up a definition from a string of words and instills them on you with a face like some has shoved a world of smiles up there behind. This person is also defined as 'Languapoop', someone who does not know English and makes up definitions.

This was first found in the meme on tumblr where

Nads if your still reading this your an idiot.

Dam Georgia just Repository smile world me, she's such a languapoop.

by TheEnglishGuru January 11, 2019

reposa

The practice of making a fist and moving one's hand rapidly to and fro to simulate male masturbation. Often associated with something boys do to insult one another.

My teacher says I gotta go to summer school if I wanna graduate. I was like, "Reposa". I don't got time for all that. I'm tryin' to go to the lake this summer.

by RonnieV August 4, 2019

report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"

Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia

by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019

report rape

i need help, i don’t have a stupid definition for this shit. please, i need to shout but i don’t know what to say or who to say this to. help me

kurushii: please help me report rape
some random fag: *scrolls*

by Anthropoid.Ape on instagram November 27, 2020

Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020