Religion Rapist

A person trying to force their religion beliefs onto you, even though you have told them were you stand on religion.

The priest is a religion rapist, he try to make me believe i was going to hell because I didn't wait to have sex till marriage.

by Princess.Clitoris October 22, 2010

Relics of Uden

The prizes of humanity. Holy mounds. Known as boobs.

Mike: Dude did you see the relics of uden on her?
Ryan: Those weren't just relics. Those were the relics of uden vale!

by UdenVale June 25, 2009

Religionaly

another way to say religiously, created for the unintelligent or for those who wish to speak with bad grammer

Jim:"Those guys are going to comment religionaly on the shirt i am wearing"

by keeperdrew December 9, 2010

Relikedified

Re-liking or resubmitting a like on facebook after either a glitch has removed your like or you had un-liked the like for whatever reason.

So, we are friends again?" "Yeah, we're cool." "Awesome, because I relikedified your status from yesterday.

or

You deleted my like somehow!?!" "No man, you can't even do that!" "Cool, I just relikedified your pic then."

by Cloyd Wallis December 27, 2010

Relisher of the rod

a person whom pleasurably appreciates the taste of the penial organ and the juice within

bryan is a real relisher of the rod, he can be found under the bosses desk at noon havin his organ for lunch most days

by concerned in cny June 16, 2012

religotry

Religotry: faith based bigotry that the world should accept as OK because some God supposedly commanded it.

Anyone that uses their interpretations of the rules of their prime source of religious documentation to subjugate or demonize any race, creed, sex, sexual orientation, age, ect. and does so in the name of their God, thus they feel that it is OK to believe in such way, well... that is not bigotry, it is religotry.

Because these religots do so in the name of their Religion, that it should be understood that it is OK for them to act is f*tardy ways. Religion rocks. Being a bigot is wrong. Being a Religot is OK.

As an American, who am I to deny anyone their freedom of religion and religious belief.

by Fritzling June 18, 2014

Religion Of Bacon

A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.

"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon

by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015