rectum

Where dooshy likes to be penetrated.

Oh yes, in the rectum!

by Yoan February 1, 2003

rectum plunger

A object used to be,inserted into a rectum

Tom's wife last night used a rectum plunger on him.

by kevan n. October 16, 2008

rectum ralph

When one suffers from extremely explosive diarrhea

Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.

by bs425 March 7, 2015

rectumitis

An inflammation of the rectum.

Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.

by stropmag December 19, 2015

rectumlinear

contained by, consisting of, or moving in a rectal line or rectal lines.

relating to a rectal line or lines.

i've been backed up for days, my digestive track has gotten real rectumlinear.

that's some dirty fucking underwear, skidmarks are rectumlinear

neither my health professor, nor my geometry professor could tell me the definition of rectumlinear.

by Therealbluntmaster June 7, 2017

hairy rectum

A HAIRY ASSHOLE

i have a hairy rectum because my russian vodka isn't distilled four times

by MY ASS March 19, 2014

suckle my rectum

self-explanatory!!

what the 'cold snap' of january 2010 (2/3 of usa!) can do!!!!!!!!!!)

he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!

encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!

the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010