Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

by rperazag June 29, 2010

Raded

Out of control parasite

Bradley is raded

by Gerturde5000 July 3, 2016

RateYourMusic

Ostensibly a website for music cataloging, rating, reviewing and discussion, rateyourmusic has turned into a wonderful tumblr substitute full of affected pseudo-irony and Bukowski-derivative lowercased poetry. The trick for being seen as trendy in this very elite environment is to cultivate a twee, "quirky," sensitive persona by "ironically" giving lip service to top 40 pop, as well as foreign niche genres like italo-disco and deep house that aren't even cared for in their home countries anymore. Also, the medium of singles are revered, despite being completely obsolete (albums are considered rockist). By following those guidelines one can be just as quirky and unique as fifty other pseudo-bohemians there who never capitalize, dislike hard rock and enjoy italo-disco & deep house. Forgotten girl groups are considered particularly quirky to enjoy on this amazing site.

You seriously gave Twa Toots less than five stars? Didn't you know they're the apex of feminism and human morality in general? I think rateyourmusic is not for you.

by Wakamoley January 16, 2014

paper raped

it is a situation one finds himself or herself frequently in college, when two or more papers are due in different classes in a short period of time. This results in staying up late, putting off everything else, and writing paper after paper until you feel like quitting school.

How to use this term:

You: "Sorry man, I can't do anything this week. I have two papers due today, one tomorrow, and one the next day."

Me: "Dang, you are totally getting paper raped right now."

You: "Yep, it sucks..."

by rab711 March 28, 2009

1-10 rate

A system used to describe the physical aesthetic of someone with 1 being least attractive, and 10 being most attractive.
Even though 5 is the numerical median, many people may consider a 6 to be average for attractiveness.

Woman 1: "Oh wow he is so cute"
Woman 2: "Totally, I would rate a 10/10"
(1-10 rate)

by r i c o l a August 26, 2016

Being Raped By Rainbows

When an unexpected bad thing happens out of something that is supposed to be good

Me: Yesterday, my girlfriend told me she was ready to have sex, so I went to her house and she was doing her brother...she told me she didn't mean she was ready for me.
Friend: Damn, sounds like you were Being Raped By Rainbows last night man

by Mr1sack August 7, 2012

chav raped

chav raped; This is when a bunch of the scum, as is known by anyone other than a chav. Try to start a fight on you in mass numbers, usually more than three, as they will not fight by themselves as they are cowardly. And decide to intimidate you by surrounding you. The raping part begins when they begin to start a fight with you to get what they want usually somethign they cannot afford or that is in close proximity. you get chav raped by a bunch of chavs when they start a fight.

chav raped;When a bunch of chavs come over to you and your friends in a park because you have a ball. You refuse to allow them to play as you feel they will probably run off with it. They decide to surround you and begin a fight because they can not afford a ball or because it is nearby, also because they are low lifes with nothing better to do.

by sirbobofbrum March 7, 2007