by Happy days January 20, 2020
Get the Rank dogmug. Hey Jim, do you know how Bob spells "Wrank"; as in something that is gross and stinks. RANK, what a Nobhead............................. errrr how are you spelling Knobhead Steve?
by DMetalR February 6, 2018
Get the rankmug. wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish
Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.
by kingbiscuit December 25, 2012
Get the rank wankmug. The opposite of Casual Sex
"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023
Get the Ranked Competitive Sexmug. Arrangement of several issues, tools, people, depending on what share of usefulness each will take if prioritized on a particular period of time.
by Walkoment October 31, 2020
Get the rank-of-importancemug. Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.
by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025
Get the Jerkmate Rankedmug. A rank which jordan and sleepie have decided to take from the talented and kind jamescgs.
this rank also has powerful things that you take from jamescgs when you take this rank from him like his pride.
this rank also has powerful things that you take from jamescgs when you take this rank from him like his pride.
by jamescgs November 27, 2021
Get the CGS RANKmug.