Raptor

A goofy curly headed guy with an abnormal gym addiction, a small un-circumsized penis, and has abnormally short arms. His friends have tons of sex with his mom and girlfriend and he doesn't do shit about it. He is a pushover who has strange fantasies of guys holding glass cokes and wearing teddy bear rings.

Dude: Man that thing is ugly, is he going to kill himself?
Girl: He's a raptor! He should go kill himself!
Raptors Mom: That ugly thing came out my vagina????

by Georgie and Caleb October 27, 2011

Raptor Cough

When your Cough sounds like that of a Velociraptor Call from the Movie " Jurassic Park"

Sorry Boss, ( cough cough ). I won't be able to make it in today, Sounds like I have the Raptor cough.

by EricBeeee October 30, 2010

rastor

a.parry t. wall0r t.king

woah, god walks the land

by derick September 30, 2003

ratord

a ratord is also known as a handicap or a retard.
Ratord is a funny word - for retards.
JEJEJEJEJJE :P

"omg - that guy by the name of james bryant call's himself ratord boy"

by James Bryant December 29, 2004

raptorblaze

A destructive person on battle.net, secretly an admin hunting down hackers by pretending to have been banned for hacking several times. Has been in this occupation for several years now.

"I hate that jerk raptorblaze!"

by lame4ever! January 1, 2010

Nuclear Reactor

Being hit with a taser then being given a wedgie.

doubleviking.com has a video of one. search girl with big mouth nuclear reactor.

by Tristan Vongkultrup January 17, 2008

raptor claw

The un-official finger chant for the fans of the Toronto Raptors.

The Toronto fans rose their raptor claws in the air when Vince Carter dunked on Dwayne Wade.

by torontorap1999 April 6, 2010