knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007

Elephant racing

The act of big rig semi-trucks slowly passing each other on the freeway, obstructing private motorists and substantially slowing the overall speed of traffic.

German origin.

My commute took forty minutes longer than expected because all of the damn elephant racing.

by connorology March 21, 2017

race clickbaiting

Media-hyping of racially charged content in order to increase ad revenue.

The Huffington Post is using the Ferguson protests for race clickbaiting.

by dustsceawung August 23, 2014

Racing incident

Used to describe a Formula 1 racing collision where none of the drivers involved is considered to be primarily at fault, but which is largely attributable to factors such as racing circumstances or track condition.

Sure Max slammed right into Lewis’s car, but it was clearly a racing incident.

Q: What the hell happened in the bathroom? A: It was clearly a racing incident.

by Jimmy Pato September 12, 2021

human race

For every person who takes a life someone will give life. 10 who destroy, 20 will rebuild. 20 who lie, 40 will tell the truth..this is what makes the world go round for every wrong done there will be someone to do it right it's balanced.

urban Dictionary to Websters Dictionary, human race to animals

by Definitionsthatdontmakesense December 15, 2008

Race Baiting

A term used by white people to dismiss criticism and objection to racist policies or racial discrimination; attempting to discrediting the critic as a person inciting racial tension when none (supposedly) actually exists. Functionally equivalent to a Red Herring designed to distract the audience from the real issue (IE pre-existing racial tension).

Essentially, use of the phrase indicates a desire to stop discussions of racial tension. Probably because they make white people feel really uncomfortable.

"Why is it cops harass black people so much more than white people?"

"Stop trying to rile people up! You're just Race Baiting!"

by CommandoDude November 30, 2014

race check

An initial warning that one calls when telling a racially touchy joke in a public place.

"So a white guy and a hispanic guy go into a bar, wait, hold on. RACE CHECK!!"
"*silence*"
"OK good, so a white guy and a hispanic guy go into a bar..."

by MrXcitement August 2, 2008