risenhover

A black ass fool who eats the V for fun and smokes tons of weed

Man he is such a Risenhover

by large elway November 12, 2014

risemongler

Someone who asks too many questions; Refer to Askhole

Jon: "Lets see what the definition is"
Burnie: "Why haven't we fired that risemongler yet"

by Njlamp September 2, 2016

Risen Rooster

When your cock decides wake up. Another Term for getting a boner.

Dude... This girl just told me i had a risen rooster in class

by Dofnugget November 11, 2016

Risenism

Risenism is the belief that Risen is superior

Hey Jimmy, do you believe in Risenism?

by R1s3n December 15, 2020

weigh hey and up she rises

It's what we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.

What shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

WEIGH HEY AND UP SHE RISES

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid August 24, 2019

risel

Wifey material, she’s a keeper

Risel wifey

by Erisely1 May 30, 2020

early riser

The act of masturbation utilizing the morning erection.

My roommate was an early riser this morning, and he threw his goddamn tissue in my garbage and didn't clean it out.

Damn it Dan, im trying to sleep, go be an early riser in the bathroom.

by charlie and the unicorns December 16, 2008