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Quantum entanglement

The totally real, non-coke binge fueled theory, that particles can affect other particles at any distance without direct contact. Totally real and not magic.
Quantum entanglement is the science behind voodoo dolls, telepathy and telekinesis.
by anonymous February 22, 2024
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Quantum and Solis

The greatest DJ of all time from such a little town near London - the most filthiest beats to get nana bouncing that coffin lid open .
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YOU - is that nan sniffing grandads ashes

ME - of course she is quantum and solis are playing
by batmanslovernan February 28, 2024
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Quantum non-binary

A human can be in either state (male or female) until it is observed.
Jenny was in its quantum non-binary state unknown to others until Jenny was measured . Turns out Jenny has a quantum penis now.
by Redman May 12, 2024
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Quantum mode

Quan at maximum freak mode. When Quan lowers his head and makes a slightly disturbing grin you can tell he has entered the quantum mode. (Quan is most known for drugging people with sex chocolate then raping the whole town while in quantum mode) if you don’t want the effects of the quantum mode he won’t get turned on if you are at least 69 feet away.
I gave quan a handshake and then he looked like an absolute frickin lunatic shaking my hand at a rapid pace, I think he entered the quantum mode.
by Hashimo July 1, 2024
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Quantum Physics X

The Quantum “X” is PSI x wavefunction (X,Y,Z and L).

1. Complex Functions
2. State of System
3. Gives Probabilities
If you imagine or see on a X Graph, you’ll see that there is the Re line goes upward, downwards, then on the line. The Im line goes upward and then on the line. But if you see on the 1-PSI-2 line, you will see that is strongly goes up more than the Re or the Im but then it goes on the line.
“The Quantum Physics X is useful for the X Graph.”
by Wargom July 1, 2024
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Quantum Foam Technologies

Devices that interact with or extract utility from the "quantum foam," the theorized seething, probabilistic froth of virtual particles and wormholes at the Planck scale (10^-35 meters). This is the chaotic foundation of reality, where spacetime itself loses its smooth continuity. Tech here tries to tap into this ultimate substrate for information processing or ultra-small-scale manipulation.
Example: A "foam-sift" sensor that doesn't detect particles or waves, but statistical fluctuations in the foam's structure to "feel" the presence of mass or energy at distances smaller than an atom. Or a "Planck-scale random number generator" that harvests truly random data from the probabilistic bubbling of the foam itself, creating unbreakable encryption keys rooted in the fundamental noise of the universe. Quantum Foam Technologies.
by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026
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Quantum Foam Engineering

The hypothetical discipline of actively stabilizing, arranging, or structuring the Planck-scale quantum foam to create useful geometries. This isn't just observing foam; it's trying to lay down paving stones on that frothy foundation. It would involve manipulating energy densities at inconceivably small scales to reinforce fleeting wormholes or create persistent structures in the fabric of spacetime itself.
Example: Building a "trans-Planckian bridge"—a stabilized, navigable wormhole—by injecting negative energy densities to pin open a specific foam bubble, preventing it from instantly collapsing. This would be like finding a single, specific bubble in a boiling ocean of champagne and using cosmic superglue to keep it open as a doorway. It's engineering where your materials are probability and your tools operate a billion billion times smaller than a quark. Quantum Foam Engineering.
by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026
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