Person 1: hey, do you know Putin?
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK
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You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
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