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INVOLUNTARY PRESENT

It is a gift that is given by a RANGE CAST by a SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL.

Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:

A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.
RANGE CAST ....REQUEST 60'S OLDIES..
BUS 837

YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP

SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD

TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY

CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN

LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.

Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh

I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.
by METE MEAT MEET May 16, 2021
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Metropolis Present

The Best Fucking Theme in Sonic Hysteria and if you think otherwise you are unbased and will be executed.

(Unless you prefer Launch Base Underwater which I understand)
Person 1: BRO Have you heard the Metropolis Present Remix in Sonic Hysteria?

Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!

Person 3: I prefer Bad Future.

Person 1 + 2: Good for you bro.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 24, 2021
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good present instead of that shitty

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Oral Presentation

When you give the school oral?
Lamarrontavious: You excited for the Oral Presentation today?
by dababy.com??????? May 8, 2022
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Female presenting nipple

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.
None shall show Female presenting nipple
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Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present
Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night
by Time teller January 9, 2023
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The present

You're always in the present.
Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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