Noun - a member of the militant insurgency that engaged in insurrection at the Malheur national wildlife refuge and dug latrines on ancient native American burial grounds after they succeeded in clogging all the toilets. They referred to themselves as "Patriots" prompting the sardonic sobriquet portmanteau neologism "pootriot" which was shortened to simply "poot" for the sake of brevity and the tyranny of 140 characters on Twitter. The term has been expanded to include any supporters of these insurgents.
Verb - to engage in any activities related to anarchic defiance of the constitutional authority of law enforcement or local, state and federal court ruling and judgements.
Verb - to engage in any activities related to anarchic defiance of the constitutional authority of law enforcement or local, state and federal court ruling and judgements.
Noun - "Bobby became a poot when he wasn't allowed do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, wherever he wanted."
Verb - "Bobby purchased an AR-15 to poot with."
Adjective - "dude, that was so poot when you pointed you gun at that cop!"
Verb - "Bobby purchased an AR-15 to poot with."
Adjective - "dude, that was so poot when you pointed you gun at that cop!"
by SlickHair August 7, 2017
Get the Poot mug.Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.
Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.
by Clay McHenry December 3, 2009
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to 'poot', to let off a 'poot'.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.
a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.
a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.
I held on for what seemed forever, but a poot still managed its way out.
sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.
I smell a little poot in this house.
You sir, are a poot.
sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.
I smell a little poot in this house.
You sir, are a poot.
by Dan<3 September 4, 2006
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Get the Pootable mug.putting your hands in the form of a gun with two fingers being the barrel and your thumb sticking up like the hammer, and sticking that into a woman's vagina
by tom petty and tim January 3, 2008
Get the the pooter shooter mug.this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their butthole and pushing it out their vag...i have no idea!
Girl:"hey check this out!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"
by Tyler Cannon October 15, 2007
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