Whiskey Promise

A promise made while intoxicated that you have no intention in keeping.

Greg said he was going to let us use his parent's ski house, but it was just a whiskey promise.

by krolls March 4, 2013

internet profit

The moral gain one receives from trolling a thread or status.

That guy is a douchebag, but he sure brings in some serious internet profit.

by CSRT4U June 11, 2013

pink promise

When someone whispers into a vagina.

He went between her legs and gave her a pink promise.

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015

NON PROFIT AGENCY

A NON PROFIT AGENCY IS A GROUP OF PEOPLE LIKE MINDED AND ARE JOINED TOGETHER TO HELP A CAUSE THEY BELEIVE IN WITH NO PROFIT FROM DOING IT.

HOW CAN CPS BE A NON PROFIT AGENCY WHEN THY TRY AND SELL OUR CHILDREN? I HAVE NO MONEY IN MY PCKET BECAUSE I AM A NON PROFIT AGENCY HELPING OTHER PEOPLE SURVIVE.

by brains suck February 25, 2017

texas promise

If a friend promise a Texas promise they lose their nutsack

Adam Texas promised that he would win the game but he lost, so johnny cut off his nutsack

by Bsmdns February 22, 2018

Vacation Promise

A Vacation Promise is a promise kept by three or more people going on a vacation together that there will be no sexual activities going on during the vacation.

“Don’t forget when we leave you two have to keep the Vacation Promise.”

by Insanitysfeelings98 August 21, 2018

Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.

'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'

by Blonest May 4, 2019