Procrastibation

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by NKH June 11, 2009

Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

Procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation. It may feel good at the time but in the end you're fucking yourself.

Dude, I had to do a seven page paper last night, but my nightly procrastination got in the way.

by huntingmike111 August 16, 2009

procrastidote

n. procrastidote. A concoction administered as necessary (not to exceed 12 times a day) to combat the effects of procrastination. Side effects include increased procrastination, death. See your doctor today...or tomorrow.

I.e., a futile attempt at countering procrastination.

This was a procrastidote.

by GedIsNotMySon June 29, 2009

procrastibate

To masterbate to put something off when you don't want to do it, or if you are just trying to waste some time.

"Ugh, I have so much homework to do....screw it, I'm just going to go procrastibate."

"I never hang out with friends since I'm ALWAYS procrastibating."

by Steel521 September 19, 2011

procrastibated

when you put off masturbation for later

begun masturbation and lost interest. procrastibated till later

by lurchino January 20, 2014

Procrastibate

Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.

Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.

by Legacylacey December 13, 2014