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trip to the principal’s office

1) When you’re in trouble with your boss at work, and your boss calls you into his office for a private talk

2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.
Oh great, Bishop needs to talk me, Looks like it’s time for my trip to the principal’s office.
by MinDATucker March 29, 2020
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Principles

Are there any principles that guide what belongings an immigrant brings?
by DEEEEEEEE! October 3, 2018
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Gavrilo Princip

A murderer.

He shot two people to death, one a pregnant woman. Contrary to common perception, he is NOT responsible for the Great War. He kiled two people, not two million. If you want to blame someone, blame Hotzendorff and Berchtold (look them up!).

The War was inevitable. Bismark knew it, he even knew where it would start. Princip's act was predicted thrirty years before it happened.
Blaming Princip for the War, and for the following century of bloodshed and brutallity, is a cop-out
by anonymous January 7, 2005
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principal's desk

A great revenge tactic for an angered teen. In other words...TAP THAT SHIT ON THE PRINCIPAL'S DESK!!!!!
boy one: what did you do last night dude?

boy two: i pulled a principal's desk! it was sick.

boy one: fuck man how did you pull that one off?

boy two: very carefully.
by Sir Rammalott May 17, 2009
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FM Principal

A term or phrase used to describe how a concept, idea, or equation operates. Heard most extensively from college students studying complex educational programs such as advanced mathematics or electro optics, the “F” stands for “F**king” and the “M” stands for “Magic”. The FM Principle can be used to describe: how a professor arrived at the answer to an equation, how a professor determined your grade for an assignment, or for instance, how to derive the transfer function of a 5th order chebyshev low pass filter.

When a concept or idea seems beyond the scope of reason or is considered unfathomable, it is often referred to as the "FM Principle".
College Student 1: How did the professor get that number?

College Student 2: Oh that? That's the FM Principal.

College Student 1: Huh?

College Student 2: The FM Principal... It's F**king Magic!
by Ydarb Smailliw February 19, 2009
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Principled Petty

When someone acts like they're doing something out of a principle or high-minded belief, but it's really just a rationalization for being petty. Usually the excuse will involve a concept like rights, laws, economics, or justice. The term is frequently used on Am I The Asshole Podcast.
"I don't tip. Why should consumers pay for a business' labor costs?"
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"

"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."
by Am I The Asshole Podcast May 14, 2019
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Stewart Principal

The need to go is directly proportional to the distance from. When you gotta go, the closer you get the the bathroom the more you gotta go.
The Stewart Principal happens every time I gotta go.
by studogg August 15, 2008
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