Primicapulirium

(noun) The urge to throw hot coffee at someone.

Derived from the Latin words desidirium (Desire), primitiae (Heave) and capulus (coffee),

I have a bad case of primicapulirium so I suggest that you walk the hell away from me!

by TheStumbledore July 7, 2023

primal screech

what someone does when they’re getting kidnapped/assaulted.

A: “lalalalalala we’re having a jolly not stinkle wonkle walk”
B: “for sure man!”
Woman: primal screech
A: “oh my god! i don’t believe me ears…”
B: “it’s the Primal Screech! go help her!
They save her
Woman: “omg thank u for saving me”
A and B: “it’s all thanks to the Primal Screech ™.

by iamusingthisusername September 30, 2023

white primary

Four skinny white dudes bent over with a quadruple black dildo on a post going at it all at once.

“That white primary was so sick last light!”

by Gorillaofthemicro February 28, 2018

Thotius Primius

Once a month each thot transforms into a giant raging monster. As the monster they seek the blood of their enemies to regain the blood that they lost. The thotius primius become real bitches at this time, like I know you wanted kit kat and not snickers but they didn’t have any stop yelling at me Jessica, I’m not crying shut up.

Thot: I can’t have sex now
Him: Why?
Thot: Cause it’s that time of the month...
Him: Thotius Primius!! Help!!!

Or

Him: why is my penis bleeding?
Him 2: oh no...thotius!!

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

meta-primitivism

Traditionalist primitivism.

A paradigm in which the relationship between archeo-futurism, technological accelerationism, and anarcho-primitivism is schematized as meta-specific.

Meta-primitivism employs contra-referentialization specifically technogical accelerationism to move postmodern subjectivity toward mediumatic annihilation or anihilism.

Meta-primitivism is a meta-punk paradigm in which a new medium can only emerge from extant technogical collapse.

by sandraxine September 15, 2018

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

Poor Farmers (Primary Producers)

If it is not the weather…. It is:

NZ Government Regulation

Foreign Duties

Exchange Rates

Nasty Rip-Off Australian Banks (the Big 4 make astounding profits in NZ)

Expensive Labour Costs

Local Council Insanity

Environmental Imperialism

Insanely Expensive Legal + Accounting Fees

Home | MPI - Ministry for Primary Industries. A New Zealand Government Department

Inland Revenue - Te Tari Taake

worksafe.govt.nz

Australian-owned two super market chains that dominate the NZ retail industry…

and collude to drive down the prices of primary products (meat and vegetables) paid to producers while charging some of the highest retail prices in the developed world.

fonterra.com

Department of Conservation
doc.govt.nz

The list could go on…..

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

Poor farmers.... again whacked by severe drought.

South Island farmers forced to sell stock, let crops die in drought | Newshub
www.newshub.co.nz/home/rural/2019/03/south-island-farmers-forced-to-sell-stock-let-crops-die-in-drought.html

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

by Primary Producer NZ May 7, 2019

Stamford Primary

LOL this school is one of the biggest joke of all, taking on the name of sir stamford raffles but the school is literally filled with gangsters and toxic ass people who will literally make your life a living hell when you’re not rich or pretty. There are some awesome teachers and also some shitass bias, elitist teachers who look down upon students from non-top classes lol damn gross and the new principal cancelled prom. This school ruined my mental health lol but they going to merge or smth idk if the school is still like this but this is what i experienced while I was still a student from that school.

Someone: Which pri sch were you frm?

Me: Stamford Primary School

Someone: Wah that sounds like a good school!

Funny

by gdopoop August 21, 2021