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Once a month each thot transforms into a giant raging monster. As the monster they seek the blood of their enemies to regain the blood that they lost. The thotius primius become real bitches at this time, like I know you wanted kit kat and not snickers but they didn’t have any stop yelling at me Jessica, I’m not crying shut up.
Thot: I can’t have sex now
Him: Why?
Thot: Cause it’s that time of the month...
Him: Thotius Primius!! Help!!!

Or

Him: why is my penis bleeding?
Him 2: oh no...thotius!!
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by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018
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