Practice Fuck

When you've been out of the game for awhile and plan on going back to your old ways but don't know how good your sex skills are anymore.

girl: well i wanna go back to treating guys the way they treated me.... but its been awhile.

girl2: just go get with tom, he'll be your practice fuck.

by candyapplepie February 22, 2010

Load Fairy's Target Practice

1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.

1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.

by aka_Pyro June 7, 2007

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

Picture

A sample of a drug like weed which a dealer will ask for in order to see whether the product is any good.

Yo boy give me a picture before I buy.

by heres johnny123 October 29, 2012

"Price is Right" Rule

The "Price is Right" rule is used in any game or contest where the one closest to the target number without going over is the winner.

We all bet $25 each we could guess the fat guy's weight using the "Price is Right" rule.

by Joobilee71 December 24, 2008

Practice Hero

The athlete who always gives 110% during practice when it's not necessary, just to show up their teammates. Is usually the worst player on the team who never gets any playing time, only in practice. Generally unliked by their teammates for obvious reasons.

Olivia: "Hey Rudy, take it down a peg it's not even a game. No need to be a practice hero!"

Emily: "But practice is the only time I get to play!"

Chelsea: "Yeah, Helen Keller sees more playing time than you.."

by TheDirtyC August 31, 2011

picture perfect

As perfect as a picture

Such was the picture perfect landscape that it caught the admiring eye of many a passer-by.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009