Pistening

To take a piss while simultaneously listening to someone or something.

I'm really sorry i have to use the toilet but go ahead and keep talking, i'm pistening.

by nochumplovesucker October 10, 2011

Paste Job

When a male cums on a female's breasts, then proceeds to rub his body against the female's until they are both covered in cum.

I totally paste jobbed that girl last night, it made a big mess.

by JamesDuffy121 September 30, 2013

pasten

Pasten is finding the meaning of pasten

I where at this pasten place yesterday.

Can you pass me this pasten?

by Moronnnnnn October 19, 2022

pork paste

the end product of male ejaculation

After many heated hours of humping, Ted finally showered me with his pork paste.

by TopherRyan January 22, 2009

slangin' paste

To masturbate onto something

guy 1: What did you do last night?

guy 2: Kate and I just went to a bar, came home and started slangin' paste on her bosom, then went to bed.

by clowncar December 16, 2008

thrusting paste

"lube" (sexual lubricants)

"I might hurt my girlfriend if I try to fuck her without thrusting paste."

by fickderwelt June 1, 2009

Snatch Paste

The nasty gunk in the inside folds or labia of a girl's vagina. Also, a nasty or unclean girl's vagina that has dried up toilet paper, or various other detritus stuck in folds.

Dave: Hey, Marc. So did you finally get to go down on Jill?
Marc: Yeah dude, but that skank was dirty.
Dave: Why's that?
Marc: I wasn't about to eat her snatch paste.

by AveryM89 May 29, 2010